Josh Breaks Bad News

Look, we love confidence and bold energy. Those send-it-and-hope-for-the-best vibes can be fun, especially when it comes to bad news delivery. But tossing a tip into the mix without reading the Terms & Conditions is like trying to use a vending machine by yelling at it—nothing happens, and you end up looking ridiculous. 

The Terms aren’t just there because some lawyer said we needed them (though, yes, that too). They’re there because this process has rules, and ignoring them is the fastest way to ensure your request, whether it’s for a funny bad news service or a prank message delivery, ends up in the Sad Pile™—right next to all the other forgotten submissions from people who thought, 'How hard could it be?' 

Spoiler: harder than it looks. 

Inside those spicy, oddly readable Terms, you’ll find: 

🧩 Exactly how Josh makes calls—no, he doesn’t text. No, he won’t FaceTime your ex. Yes, he’ll try voicemail. 

🧠 The super-important 4-letter code system that links your tip to your request like emotional duct tape. 

⛔ A list of things Josh absolutely won’t say, including faking deaths, reading song lyrics, or announcing surprise pregnancies. 

📢 A heads-up that your call might be used for social media, especially if the recipient says something viral-level unhinged. (You’ve been warned.) 

So, if you’re about to click submit or generously drop a tip into Josh’s virtual swear jar—hit pause. Read the Terms first. We promise it’s not boring. 

It’s actually a chaotic little masterpiece that will save you time, stress, and the embarrassment of having to email us with the subject line 'Oops.' 

Be smart. Be beautiful. Be the one person who actually read the rules. 

Josh believes in you. Sort of.