🖤 A Tribute to the One and Only Jon Breaks Bad News 🖤
This Isn’t My Idea. This Is His World. I’m Just Renting a Burner Phone.
Before we go any further, let’s set the record straight:
I did not invent this. I am not the original. I am not the GOAT.
That title belongs — exclusively and indisputably — to Jon, the mad genius behind JonBreaksBadNews.com.
He’s the one who came up with the gloriously chaotic idea of professionally delivering bad news on behalf of strangers through live phone calls… and somehow made it both hilarious and weirdly wholesome.
I’m not here to steal the spotlight — I’m here to shine it right back on him.
🧠 The Original Brainchild
Let’s be real: Jon didn’t just start a service. He created an internet phenomenon.
He took something most people would avoid — telling someone they’ve been dumped, fired, ghosted, or disowned — and turned it into performance art.
He doesn’t sugarcoat. He doesn’t hold back. He picks up the phone and delivers reality with comedic precision and zero fluff.
The result? Absolute magic.
Jon is the blueprint.
Everything you see here on my site — the calls, the delivery, the chaos — is a remix, a tribute, a tip of the hat to the original outlaw of emotional destruction.
🙏 Why This Page Exists
Because credit matters.
I’m not pretending this was my idea. I didn’t “come up with it too.” I’m not trying to outdo him — because you can’t outdo Jon.
This page exists because he deserves the recognition. Without Jon, I wouldn't be doing any of this.
No gimmick. No calls. No laughs. No tears. Nothing.
This entire concept is his — I’m just humbly riding shotgun in the wreckage he paved.
🔥 You Should Follow Him. Religiously.
If you like what I’m doing here, you owe it to yourself to experience the real thing. Jon’s live streams are unfiltered brilliance. Every call is a rollercoaster of brutal honesty, deadpan humor, and sometimes… oddly touching closure.
He’s live every Thursday at 7pm EST, and I promise: you’ve never seen anything like it.
Follow Jon here:
🎤 My Version? Just a Tribute.
What I’m doing on this site is not a knockoff — it’s fan art with a dial tone.
I’m inspired by Jon, not imitating. I’m building my own weird little corner of the same twisted universe he created — but this is his world. I’m just prank-calling in it.
He walked so I could awkwardly trip over my words trying to tell someone their car’s been repossessed.
🏆 To Jon — With Love and Deep Fear
Jon, if you ever read this:
Thank you for creating something so weird and wonderful.
Thank you for proving that even the most uncomfortable truths can be shared with heart, humor, and a perfectly-timed sigh.
Thank you for being the original — the GOAT — the bad news bard of the internet.
You didn’t just break bad news.
You broke the mold.
